Coming in August 2006, ‘Snakes On A Plane’.
Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who’s a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.
Apparently, they tried to change the name of the film to ‘Pacific Air 121′, but star Samuel Jackson revolted.
Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is… well, it’s called “Pacific Air 121″—
Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!
Beaks: Exactly.
Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.
Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!
Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.
Quarter to Three has commentary and some images from the film
I can guarantee you that about thirty five minutes into the movie, Samuel L. Jackson will yell, “I DON’T THINK YOU’RE UNDERSTANDING ME! THERE ARE SOME MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! SNAKES, BITCH!”
Others feel this may lead to copycat naming of films.
Other matter of fact movie titles I would like to have seen:
“Chinese Babe Steals Sword”
“Nuclear Bomb on a Train”
“Alien Lives in Boy’s Closet”
“Guy Fucks a Pie”
I’m going to go get back to work on my game, ‘Kill Some Shit, Get Some XP’.
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