Following Scott’s footsteps of posting laziness, I present to you some of the more bizarre search strings that somehow pointed to my blog in the month of April.

phone sex
kids having sex
do people watch too much tv
squirrel huge nuts
elephant graveyard
god of war screenshots fleshbot
keep em separated
cry more
aizu wakamatsu
high school problems
jesus billboard
boobies
diet coke marketing
huge nuts
jesus_230
nude or naked jade empire
project entropia what can i do with sweat
strip tetris
ubiq philadelphia
war booboo
effects of watching too much television
evil bastages
george clooney eyebrows
god of war screenshots nudity
how to make money project entropia
jack-jack incredibles fanfic
jesus with guinness
mammaries pics
online free not even a game card not even a pass toontown
pathological lying
person that made the mario bros.
pretty rickey grind on me
project entropia how to make money
swg down
robbed a kentucky fried chicken with a fork

You people frighten me.