Good News for Christian Video Gamers: Unreal Tournament 2003 Bible Based Maps and Characters are on the Way!

“I felt my heart flutter with excitement when Timothy was able to position Jesus in a spot under a tree on the Mount of Olives and get over 20 kills, but I was not pleased when a Muslim character snuck up behind Him and shot His head right off His shoulders!” said Pastor Deacon Fred, “And the character made a derogatory comment about the Lord, calling him a ‘camper.’”

(It’s a joke, son)