Target Australia’s decision to pull GTA V from shelves is surprising for a few reasons, the least of which being that the product has been on shelves with nary a buzz since September 2013. Not much has changed since then, other than the title’s rerelease on next gen platforms last month, the windows version coming in 2015, and the announcement that the PC version will have first person mode, which apparently makes for some spicy sex scenes. And by ‘spicy’, I mean, ‘holy uncanny valley, batman!’ And, ‘you people do know you can get real porn on the Internet, right?’ Also, it really seems like the biggest badass in Los Santos should last longer than 25 seconds.
Think of it as sweet poetic justice, or proof that Jack Thompson is too crazy for Florida (a state so crazy that Fark has their own tag), but he appears to be well on his way to ‘trouble’, as he was found guilty of 27 counts of misconduct.
In insult to injury news, New Mexico joined the elite club of states who have tossed a frivolous lawsuit championed by him.
And to add the cherry on top of his marvelous month, Jack’s had to watch his great white whale conquer the world, as GTA has racked up ridiculous sales numbers since it launched.
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