While I was gone, a Desperate Housewives game was announced! Here’s the amusing part:

Not only can you tap into the delicious secrets held by your naughty neighbors — including Bree, Lynette, Gabrielle, Edie and Susan — but shortly after settling into this cushy suburban neighborhood you’ll also discover you were in a car accident 20 years ago and have been living with amnesia ever since. The goal of the game is to interact with the characters to unlock a few dark secrets of your own.“As fans of the show would expect, the game is loaded with gossip, betrayal, murder and sex — you know, all the things women like,” says Mary Schuyler, the producer of the title at Buena Vista Games… (The game will be rated for ages 13 and up.)

Emphasis mine. Remember, kids, sex and murder is only bad for kids if gang-bangers are doing it! If it involves suburbanites, even Disney can get involved!