We worry so much about the children playing too many games. This Smoking Gun arrest report shows that perhaps some ADULTS need to be reeled into reality.

McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. “I’m gonna crush your fucking skulls,” McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, “I have a thousand years of power.” That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser

If the Internet has a moral, it’s Scott’s maxim that people are broken.