On the day that Rockstar is downloading what may be the least downloaded patch in history, which will ‘fix’ GTA:SA so the Hot Coffee mod will no longer work for it, it’s pleasing to note that a jury of our peers has rejected the claims of an Alabama man that GTA made him kill 3 cops.

While the judge barred jurors from hearing testimony linking the 2003 shootings to the game, defense lawyer Jim Standridge reminded them that Moore, after his arrest, told police “Life is a video game; everybody has to die sometime.”

But don’t worry, the victims are still going to try to sue Rockstar. Nice position to be in – BOTH sides try to blame you.