Here’s their game: take your favorite movie, and update it with WoW references. Gems include:

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire all his shots in his ammo bag?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Flawless Arcanite Rifle, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Also:

“I say we Hearthstone out, then AoE the entire instance from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

Honorable mention

I am Inigo Montoya. You ganked my alt. Prepare to die!